Is Sovereignty Going Down the Drain...
Donald Trump Claims the Bathwater of America The geopolitical landscape shifted dramatically this week inside a gilded master bathroom in West Palm Beach, where foreign policy was reduced to sixteen inches of standing tap water. Fresh off executive orders renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America , executing a geographic hostile takeover of Lake Ontario to create Lake America , and openly targeting the Atlantic and Pacific oceans for imminent domestic rebranding, President Donald Trump unveiled his most intimate territorial expansion yet. Flanked by high-ranking Cabinet officials holding oversized gold Sharpies, the President stood triumphantly over a white porcelain tub, extended a solitary finger toward the tepid liquid, and officially declared it the Bathwater of America. The executive action represents a bold leap from broad macro-hydrology to micro-aquatic dominance. Behind the Resolute Bath Mat , aides hoisted a massive chart depicting the tub's plumbing, with a bol...