EXECUTIVE ORDER 1102
EXTRA: THE LATEST STORY UNFOLDS THE GREAT NATIONAL REALIGNMENT (APRIL 1, 2026) Headline: The Administration celebrates the one-year mark of its "Efficiency Blitz" with 385,000 federal positions removed; Secretary of State Marco Rubio warns of a NATO exit as allies refuse to support Operation Epic Fury in the Gulf; Supreme Court hears final arguments on the Executive Order to end birthright citizenship. The Morning Briefing (Alice’s POV) I stood at the podium in a room that had recently been "downsized" to a single folding chair and a ring light. From my perspective as Alice, the White House has become a perpetual tea party where the tea has been replaced by raw milk and the guest list is updated every fifteen minutes via a social media post. I looked out at the press oysters, half of whom had been uninvited and tried to explain why the Department of Education had vanished. "It’s not gone," I insisted, "it has ...